PhoniXMusic. Allegedly.

You found us. Congratulations, you're officially one of our first fans. Possibly our only one.

Our moms don't count, they were legally obligated.

As you can see, there's not much here yet. That's intentional. We're going for a minimalist aesthetic. Very avant-garde. Very "less is more."

Okay, fine, we just haven't built the website yet. We were busy arguing about whether it's spelled PhoniX or Phoenix. (It's PhoniX. We checked. Mostly.)

Coming soon

• Music. Probably.
• Tour dates, once someone agrees to book us.
• Photos of us looking moody in front of a brick wall.
• A merch shop selling T-shirts we'll end up wearing ourselves because nobody bought them.

In the meantime

• Refresh this page repeatedly, just in case.
• Tell your friends about a band you've never heard.
• Practice screaming our name so you're ready for the first gig.

We promise the music will be better than this website.
(Low bar, we know. We set it ourselves.)